Crazy old man of the village is the absolute META in 2024

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Forget about chad, forget about pretty boy faggots , forget about oofie doofies. There is 1 motherfucker, who gets to slay the best of the best pussy, the hottest girls that most guys will not ever even get to interact with, for free.

Its the crazy old man of the village, who lives in a hut surrounded by trees in the wilderness of tourist areas.

The locals laugh at him, they think he is just a crazy oldcel but the reality couldnt be further from that.

Because when summer comes, hot girls are linning up in front of his hut to get fucked by his old dirty long cock becase they heard that his SEMEN has magical powers.

Becuase whe you need to understand, it that women are stupid. If they are told that a guy's CUM can give them stuff life like eternal beauty then they gonna try it out.

I suspect my oneitis and pretty much every other girl have done this when they go for vaction in the islands. You need to become a crazy old wizard if you wanna slay in 2024.
 
I see solitary confinement is getting to your head 👮‍♀️
 
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My nigga what is this
 
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Grumblings from Arkham asylum
 
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My friends dad was literally this. Hippie type took mushrooms and shit all the time, was a surfer bum and aged very well, looked 40 at 60. Lived in random places and did the same stuff when he was old. Anyway he died tho (probably) on one of his solo adventures, nobody found his body. Basically slayed during 100% of his life after the age of 12
 
My friends dad was literally this. Hippie type took mushrooms and shit all the time, was a surfer bum and aged very well, looked 40 at 60. Lived in random places and did the same stuff when he was old. Anyway he died tho (probably) on one of his solo adventures, nobody found his body. Basically slayed during 100% of his life after the age of 12
He lived In Hawaii for lots of his life and slayed tourists I think, pretty sure my friends mom was a tourist
 

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