Vermilioncore
god make my life great inc
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I worked at a hospital. A guy saw the doctor and the doctor would only excuse him for ONE DAY off work.
I gave him the paper and he said “I needed two days. Please?”
I said “sorry man, I can’t.”
He said “please, I’ll even PAY”
So I said how much and he said $1000.
So I got to work on editing the note and somehow I fucked it up and ended up kinda ruining it and making it look fake. But I told him “dude it still looks real no one will say anything.” And he said he will negotiate.
He said “I’ll give you 250”
I said “600. I risked my job for this”
He said “400”
I said “500”
And he sent it to my cash app and took the note. And then I said to keep it between us or else we both lose our jobs.
Fucking lifefuel. Only a cuck would pass that opportunity up
I gave him the paper and he said “I needed two days. Please?”
I said “sorry man, I can’t.”
He said “please, I’ll even PAY”
So I said how much and he said $1000.
So I got to work on editing the note and somehow I fucked it up and ended up kinda ruining it and making it look fake. But I told him “dude it still looks real no one will say anything.” And he said he will negotiate.
He said “I’ll give you 250”
I said “600. I risked my job for this”
He said “400”
I said “500”
And he sent it to my cash app and took the note. And then I said to keep it between us or else we both lose our jobs.
Fucking lifefuel. Only a cuck would pass that opportunity up
