Found a nigger in my laundry

[Tabula Rasa]

What do I do with him? He’s trashing up my place and I probably have to buy a new washing machine

 

[Michael Myers]

Give him a warm hug because he's probably lost and then bring him to the local hospital for some check-ups and afterwards drive him to the police station to see if they can find out about his family and bring him safely back home.

 

[normie_joe]

What do I do with him? He’s trashing up my place and I probably have to buy a new washing machine

Give him to @ihatereddit for research