Fuark hold me brahs

[UltraExtremeIntense]

I left the ruler in the bathroom after measuring my cawk and my mum saw it and laughed and asked me why it was there. Embarrassing tbh
Don’t leave your dick rules laying around lads

 

[Deleted member 483]

tell her you were putting it in your asshole, less awkward i suppose

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

tell her you were putting it in your asshole, less awkward i suppose

I said it was in my pocket

 

[SikKunt]

Noobie mistake. Never leave evidence of any kind, especially of fapping lol

 

[Deleted member 483]

I said it was in my pocket

she knows bro. its fine

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

Want to kms now

 

[hopemaxxer]

she shouldn't have brought it up tbh low iq as fuck

 

[nattycel]

Tell her you were taking measurements for the new sink

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

Wtf I’m retard

 

[BrettyBoy]

she shouldn't have brought it up tbh low iq as fuck

XD

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

At least my reaction score will increase

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Say you were measuring fhwr. Or is that more embarrassing?

 

[Tony]

I said it was in my pocket

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

Say you were measuring fhwr. Or is that more embarrassing?

Good idea tbh

 

[Deleted member 1182]

hey at least your dick is not small.



right?

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

hey at least your dick is not small.



right?

Lifefuel thanks brah

 

[hopemaxxer]

Say you were measuring fhwr. Or is that more embarrassing?

measuring how wide his face is in the bathroom? jfl you're more low iq than his mother

 

[Einon]

I left the ruler in the bathroom after measuring my cawk and my mum saw it and laughed and asked me why it was there. Embarrassing tbh
Don’t leave your dick rules laying around lads

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

measuring how wide his face is in the bathroom? jfl you're more low iq than his mother

I have done this before tbh though she would not believe me

 

[Deleted member 1476]

measuring how wide his face is in the bathroom? jfl you're more low iq than his mother

why not lol srs? u may have a point about my iq

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

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Shinji would not have to face this embarrassment as he did not have a mum

 

[Einon]

Shinji would not have to face this embarrassment as he did not have a mum

ngl,my dad once walked in on me jacking off.It's an odd feeling.
Can't tell if he was freaked out,because I was masturbating or because I dickmogged him.

 

[Alexanderr]

I left the ruler in the bathroom after measuring my cawk and my mum saw it and laughed and asked me why it was there. Embarrassing tbh
Don’t leave your dick rules laying around lads

Why go all the way to the bathroom just to measure your little pecker?

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

ngl,my dad once walked in on me jacking off.It's an odd feeling.
Can't tell if he was freaked out,because I was masturbating or because I dickmogged him.

Is it embarrassing now or just funny

Why go all the way to the bathroom just to measure your little pecker?

I DONT KNOW REEEEE

 

[Einon]

Is it embarrassing now or just funny

We don't talk about that situation.

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

This pain is worse than the loneliness of sleeping alone at night

 

[Deleted member 773]

And there was a mark at 12 cm

 

[Deleted member 1476]

This pain is worse than the loneliness of sleeping alone at night

It isn’t. Believe me

 

[SikKunt]

And there was a mark at 12 cm

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

And there was a mark at 12 cm

15 actually

It isn’t. Believe me

Oh it is believe me
Ogre for me now

 

[UltraExtremeIntense]

I think of this everyday

 

[MrCucumber]

I think of this everyday

I also think of your mom finding my boner ruler everyday.

It's not weird when I do it tho.