how come my soft dick is so small rn?

[vermillioncorefan]

my dick is like 0.5 inches and turtled up rn call that a microsoft.

 

[mike21]

No fuckin way

 

[ilovetakis]

How big is it hard

 

[nathan]

my dick is like 0.5 inches and turtled up rn call that a microsoft.

i thought i was the only one

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Are you trying to save up on the electricity bill? I can't imagine you doing a cold shower.

 

[LowTierVitoBss]

0.5 inches

Ain't no fucking way dude that is incomprehensible

For reference
1 euro cent is what 0.5 inches looks like

I'm sorry bruh

 

[New Poster]

overfapping

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Ain't no fucking way dude that is incomprehensible
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For reference
1 euro cent is what 0.5 inches looks like
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I'm sorry bruh

idk what a euro cent is my dick is just the head and even my head is deflated af

How big is it hard

7

 

[ilovetakis]

idk what a euro cent is my dick is just the head and even my head is deflated af

7

Decent size

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Decent size

it is what it is bro lowk it’s shriveled cuz i touched it after eating takis

 

[Vermilioncore]

Same that shit only happens sometimes
Like it’s always small asf regardless but sometimes that shit literally so small that even a baby’s dick is probably bigger

 

[panjeet currycel]

No fuckin way

ya no fukn way lets see it fag

 

[ilovetakis]

it is what it is bro lowk it’s shriveled cuz i touched it after eating takis

Why would you do that lmao
Eating takis is based tho

 

[LowTierVitoBss]

idk what a euro cent is my dick is just the head and even my head is deflated af

7

Halleluyah this is a big Victory for us the 'soft size doesn't matter' gang

Showercels are seething

 

[Azonin]

at biggest my dick is 7inches ish nbp and smallest it is about 2 inches, after a cold shower

 

[vermillioncorefan]

at biggest my dick is 7inches ish nbp and smallest it is about 2 inches, after a cold shower

but how come mines 0.5 rn

 

[Azonin]

but how come mines 0.5 rn

shit i dont know

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Same that shit only happens sometimes
Like it’s always small asf regardless but sometimes that shit literally so small that even a baby’s dick is probably bigger

if your girl couldnt fit your microdick in her ass then how does she take shits after eating that mexican cooking?

 

[Vermilioncore]

if your girl couldnt fit your microdick in her ass then how does she take shits after eating that mexican cooking?

Nah I don’t cook tho lil broski im useless

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Nah I don’t cook tho lil broski im useless

but u still be eating that mexican diet cheetos fritos and 99 im sure ur girl is the same how come she can take shits with that tight asshole?

 

[rhinoplasty]

overfapping

Takes one to know one

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Takes one to know one

cmon dont act like u havent busted too many nuts before

 

[New Poster]

Takes one to know one

I've been on yesfap my whole life

 

[Vermilioncore]

but u still be eating that mexican diet cheetos fritos and 99 im sure ur girl is the same how come she can take shits with that tight asshole?

Nah she eat healthy asl I give her all my veggies and just dig in the garbage for junk food instead

 

[vermillioncorefan]

h

Nah she eat healthy asl I give her all my veggies and just dig in the garbage for junk food instead

how come these females saw me digging in the trash for food at 1 am and were all nice and attracted to me ? and i told them i fuck mad hoes