halloweed
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The Stacies and sheboons
The stacies are a few; only around 6 of them in my school, they never argue and all the girls bumlick and glaze them like donuts. They get away with everything and all the teachers love them. Around 3 boys in my year group jestermaxx for them but me and my friends just laugh at them cuz it’s obvious. Funnily enough they’ve only dated tall rich guys who are mostly older than them and are well established.
One of the stacies resemble Gio but with blond hair and she has rich parents and recently broke up from a ltr with a 18 yo and she doesn’t even care. The boy asked on text to go back and she just said no. These girls score low grades.
The sheboons
The sheboons are loud as fuck and especially in class theyre always screaming and messing around. They have a MTB (white) in their group and they bumlick her they also have a good looking lightskin girl in their group and they glaze her too. Everyone finds them annoying but they don’t have the guts to tell them shut up or else that gorilla strength will come out in full force. They score low grades too. Surprisingly all of them are virgins except for 2.
The popular groups
There are 2 popular groups, one that consists of blacks (about 10 people in that friend group boys and firls) and another one that just consists of the whites (around 15 people boys and girls ). The blacks stick together and sheit you can tell only 3 or 4 will make it in the future. The whtes have parties like every week and get drunk etc. None of these groups even argue for some reason I just wanna see their groups go down.
The closest the stacies have been to arguing was when one of them found out the other had the same prom dress but they've sorted it out now. The closest the blacks have been to fighting is when tyrone gripped up jamal in front of the girls but jamal didn't retaliate since tyrone was stronger.
The weirdos
The weirdos all chill with each other in the corners of the playground and make nerdy jokes about dinosaurs and they're alll 15/16, one of the girls is a literal femcel but she's dating a 13 year old at 16, if this was the opposite way round it would spread round the school like a flame. Two of the boys in this group are moggers, one of them is gonna look like Henry Cavill when he finishes puberty and the other only needs to clear his skin and lose face fat but I wont tell him. Their grades are exceptionally high and they are known as the nerds and everyone asks them for answers.
The chads
There are only about 3 solid chads in our school and they all look like grown men at age 15/16. They are very kind except for one of them who is very arrogant but no one says anything about it because he can beat them all up. He has full masculine development at age 16 and he is 6'2 with a huge frame and huge wrists and beard; he is in a ltr with this normal looking girl and she is like 5 foot. He tells us all the shit he has done with her. Me and my friends were at his house at the Euros in 2021 where he was drunk then he whipped his ding dong out and he was very hung it was disgusting. Once some lanky 6'3 guy tried to talk to his girl then he went up to him and punched him straight in the face; he broke his nose but they're cool now. He smokes like everyday and his grades are very low. One of them is only 5'9 ; he chats to different girls every week but his voice is so unbearable. The teachers always glaze them and laugh at their jokes but girls are not all over them maybe because they don't wanna be rejected or they're keeping their feelings to their selves.
The prettyboys
There are too many mainly because of tiktok but they post thirst traps but no one gets trapped and they date girls from different schools who are mainly emo's but they glaze chad and tyrones in our school.
The tyrones
There are about 3 tyrones in our school and they also look like grown men at age 15/16, they all make drill music and have good physique but none of them are in ltr's.
One of them stabbed someone a long time ago, police never found out so he brags about whenever he is in school but no one says anything because he might beat them up. 2 of them are in gangs maybe because they wanna seem cool but they smoke everyday. They rarely even come in school.
The changs
There are about 4 changs in our school, they are very kind and score the highest grades because their parents put pressure on them. Nearly all of the younger girls crush on them I think it's becuase of BTS or KPOP halo, one of them fucked a 13 yo at age 15 but no one cares about it now.
The autistics
I feel so bad for these people since they will never ever live normal lives, they are designated to a separate place named SEND; they are allowed to go out from there 2 weeks a term. Most of them make unfunny jokes and are npc's in class
If theres any other questions about the school demographic just ask me I know i've left a few categories.
The stacies are a few; only around 6 of them in my school, they never argue and all the girls bumlick and glaze them like donuts. They get away with everything and all the teachers love them. Around 3 boys in my year group jestermaxx for them but me and my friends just laugh at them cuz it’s obvious. Funnily enough they’ve only dated tall rich guys who are mostly older than them and are well established.
One of the stacies resemble Gio but with blond hair and she has rich parents and recently broke up from a ltr with a 18 yo and she doesn’t even care. The boy asked on text to go back and she just said no. These girls score low grades.
The sheboons
The sheboons are loud as fuck and especially in class theyre always screaming and messing around. They have a MTB (white) in their group and they bumlick her they also have a good looking lightskin girl in their group and they glaze her too. Everyone finds them annoying but they don’t have the guts to tell them shut up or else that gorilla strength will come out in full force. They score low grades too. Surprisingly all of them are virgins except for 2.
The popular groups
There are 2 popular groups, one that consists of blacks (about 10 people in that friend group boys and firls) and another one that just consists of the whites (around 15 people boys and girls ). The blacks stick together and sheit you can tell only 3 or 4 will make it in the future. The whtes have parties like every week and get drunk etc. None of these groups even argue for some reason I just wanna see their groups go down.
The closest the stacies have been to arguing was when one of them found out the other had the same prom dress but they've sorted it out now. The closest the blacks have been to fighting is when tyrone gripped up jamal in front of the girls but jamal didn't retaliate since tyrone was stronger.
The weirdos
The weirdos all chill with each other in the corners of the playground and make nerdy jokes about dinosaurs and they're alll 15/16, one of the girls is a literal femcel but she's dating a 13 year old at 16, if this was the opposite way round it would spread round the school like a flame. Two of the boys in this group are moggers, one of them is gonna look like Henry Cavill when he finishes puberty and the other only needs to clear his skin and lose face fat but I wont tell him. Their grades are exceptionally high and they are known as the nerds and everyone asks them for answers.
The chads
There are only about 3 solid chads in our school and they all look like grown men at age 15/16. They are very kind except for one of them who is very arrogant but no one says anything about it because he can beat them all up. He has full masculine development at age 16 and he is 6'2 with a huge frame and huge wrists and beard; he is in a ltr with this normal looking girl and she is like 5 foot. He tells us all the shit he has done with her. Me and my friends were at his house at the Euros in 2021 where he was drunk then he whipped his ding dong out and he was very hung it was disgusting. Once some lanky 6'3 guy tried to talk to his girl then he went up to him and punched him straight in the face; he broke his nose but they're cool now. He smokes like everyday and his grades are very low. One of them is only 5'9 ; he chats to different girls every week but his voice is so unbearable. The teachers always glaze them and laugh at their jokes but girls are not all over them maybe because they don't wanna be rejected or they're keeping their feelings to their selves.
The prettyboys
There are too many mainly because of tiktok but they post thirst traps but no one gets trapped and they date girls from different schools who are mainly emo's but they glaze chad and tyrones in our school.
The tyrones
There are about 3 tyrones in our school and they also look like grown men at age 15/16, they all make drill music and have good physique but none of them are in ltr's.
One of them stabbed someone a long time ago, police never found out so he brags about whenever he is in school but no one says anything because he might beat them up. 2 of them are in gangs maybe because they wanna seem cool but they smoke everyday. They rarely even come in school.
The changs
There are about 4 changs in our school, they are very kind and score the highest grades because their parents put pressure on them. Nearly all of the younger girls crush on them I think it's becuase of BTS or KPOP halo, one of them fucked a 13 yo at age 15 but no one cares about it now.
The autistics
I feel so bad for these people since they will never ever live normal lives, they are designated to a separate place named SEND; they are allowed to go out from there 2 weeks a term. Most of them make unfunny jokes and are npc's in class
If theres any other questions about the school demographic just ask me I know i've left a few categories.
